CHARACTER ROUNDUP:
Angel - The nicest, kindest, most beautifullest, bestest person EVER. Every man on the planet instantly falls in love with her. The epitome of Mary Sues. Head Nurse of WCW and makes slammin' chocolate chip cookies. Fond of apricot V-neck T-shirts. Gets her heart broken over and over again by the men in her life. In her mid-twenties, but still a virgin for a reason she has not yet clearly articulated. Has a brother named Danny that no one (even the reading audience) has ever met. Most recently dated Chris, is currently cavorting around with Jeff "Armsocks" Hardy, the "bad boy" everyone is warning her about!
Jeff - I think Dustin's warning to Angel sums him up best: “He’s just … he’s a bad sort. Our partying all the time, going through women like water … he’s no gentleman.”
Jeff - I think Dustin's warning to Angel sums him up best: “He’s just … he’s a bad sort. Our partying all the time, going through women like water … he’s no gentleman.”
Marie/Violet/Nightshade/Sunny - Angel's evil arch-nemesis. The reason why she has four names is really dumb. I tried explaining it succinctly here, but it always came out too boring to read because it's so convoluted and stupid. Once threw a hotel Bible.
Chris - Angel's last boyfriend. From Canada. Has brown hair. Uhm ... I don't know if thee's anything else to say about him. He's supposed to be funny and good-natured, but I don't know if that comes across in the way he's written. Anyhoo, he and Angel dated for a long while, but the machinations of Evil Marie/Violet/Nightshade/Sunny ruined all of that! Now he's with Justina, but can't seem to forget about Angel.
Justina - Chris' girlfriend. She and Chris dated in college, then broke up so he could pursue his dream of becoming a wrestler. The machinations of Evil Marie brought them back together at the expense of Chris and Angel's twu wuv.
Dustin - A tall, blonde, faux cowboy. Is married to Alex. Is probably secretly in love with Angel.Was best friends with Barry, but their bromance met a sad end after a fight over a lady. [FLASHBACK: "Barry’s been sore ever since Alex picked me over him. It’s silly ‘cause it’s not my fault, it’s not his fault, heck, it’s not even Alex’s fault really ... I knew that it was bound to cause turbulence. But, heck, to still be arguing about it 4 ½ months after it happened?"]
Barry - The other villain. He's sleeping with Dustin's wife, Alex. He is fun.
Scott - Dated Marie, but they broke up because he found out that she was super mean to Angel! And We! Can't! Have! That! Is probably secretly in love with Angel.
Rick -Scott's "wacky" brother. He likes to lecture people about not having sex (again, for a reason that has never been clearly articulated).
Madusa, aka Deuce - Angel's only female friend. She lives far away somewhere and drive Monster Trucks.
Bobby, Marty, Marcus, Mr. P., Brutus, Felicia, Sting, Shawn, Sherri, and about 1000 other characters: They have disappeared into the ether, I think. Wherever they are, they lack access to modern communication devices.
Madusa, aka Deuce - Angel's only female friend. She lives far away somewhere and drive Monster Trucks.
Bobby, Marty, Marcus, Mr. P., Brutus, Felicia, Sting, Shawn, Sherri, and about 1000 other characters: They have disappeared into the ether, I think. Wherever they are, they lack access to modern communication devices.
Well ... I think that does it for the major characters. I'll pull you up to speed on the most recent plot "developments" next time.
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